Runners Cock

When you get back from a run and find your cock has shrivelled up inside you like a startled snail.

I got back from a run this morning do discover my cock had shrunk, it was just a bellend. I had bad case of Runners Cock.

by Teddy Winklebottom June 15, 2022

fendi runner

This is Palm Beach County Haitian-American "Zoe" lingo meaning a girl used as a money mule for scamming, 🅿️eddling 🅿️ussy type shit 🅿️🫡

Aye Zoe, you think that hoe a Fendi Runner?

Hell yea she help me eat but that ain't my girl, she for the streets

LMAOOOO SHE GRITZZZ KID

by Wally Water 305 October 30, 2022

Runner

A person who holds drugs for a dealer, and sells them, then brings the money back to dealer. Runners usually tend to be drug users themselves. They get paid to be the face/billboard of the a bigger fish.

I need a runner I can trust to sling my work out the trap.

by Putnam Angel May 6, 2022

mushroom runner

A type of runner that only appears when there are perfect weather conditions, like mushrooms after a rain

Where were all these mushroom runners yesterday when it was 5 degrees colder?

by winniesleftclit May 7, 2022

Runner

(NOUN)
A stock or security that goes up. These can be very rewarding. These are the ones you forgot you own and leave you up 360%. The ones that make a grown man cry. The ones that make you want to fly. This kind of gain can solve all your problems in life. Enough to make any grown man living in his mom's basement cry a river. LAMBO SOON. HOLD THE LINE. HOO HOO HOO

(this is not a source a financial advice either. Stop taking advice from urban dictionary dammit)

"Yo bro, I bought call options on this runner Gamestop yesterday and its up 4000%, Should I sell?"
2 weeks later:
"Bro this caviar is sick, come visit me and my wives on my sky yacht in Monaco! Only 3 weeks trading and I'm already a pro!"
-Wojak

by stocktalk101 May 10, 2022

Political free runner

Abbreviated P.F.R.; An individual who does not identify as a supporter for particular political party. They are called this because of how they usually make their own path that is consistent with their values and world views instead of just going by views held by other people, which is similar to what a free runner does when trying to move through an area.

Yassin does not strongly favor any political party over the others. They have made their own unique identity based on their values and beliefs. Yassin is a political free runner.

by Vanguard 1998 January 15, 2022

Runner

A fucking pussy who tries not to get their ass beaten by some guy with op stats. This person is also most likely a troller who hits people and when they get chased, they become sonic.

"You see that guy over there? That's a runner AKA a pussy."

by User Found June 2, 2022