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instagram president

A president who goes politically inactive and turns to posting cool photos on his Instagram after their term, hoping to keep a very simple and positive perception.
After years of not helping the democratic party and standing on the sidelines, instagram president Obama has come back to endorse Joe Biden and stop Bernie Sanders from winning the nomination.
by ProbablyAHacher June 24, 2020
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The president has no ink.

Used to express when many people believe something that is not true. Used also to express something as untrue. See also the expression "the Emperor's new clothes".
"The President has no ink."
by tdurden1982 September 5, 2019
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President of Catalina

A drunken psychopath that storms around his house laughing in a hysterical manner while demanding to see your penis.
“Ahah ahaha lemme see your cock”! “Brah low key your totally the next president of Catalina”
by Lurchinyourmom June 13, 2018
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Kamala Harris, MY president.

Kamala Harris is my president and your president and will and forever serve America, as Kamala Harris said “Did you fall out of a coconut tree” an infamous quote, that will be forever be the anthem of America, forever and always. KAMALA FOREVER.
I like Kamala Harris, MY president. serves America forever and always!
by fEMIninomenonLovelY March 15, 2025
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Dead president

JIMMY IS DEAD!!!! HE'S SO 100!!!!!
He's a dead president, and he died now!
by January 12, 2025 January 12, 2025
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bench president

A play on bench press; whenever you or anyone else is the one guy in the gym who acts like he has the world record bench press max, owns the bench station, and walks in as if "Hail to the Chief" starts playing as soon as he gets through the door. Used to refer to a badass jacked dude, or sarcastically to a not so jacked dude.
Lifter 1: Dude, you see that guy over there?

Lifter 2: Yea, that's the gym's official new bench president

Lifter 1: That guy is badass

Lifter 2: I hear he reps 4,000 lbs on bench press

(more sarcastically)

Guy 1: What's up bench president, you're looking exceptionally jacked today

Guy 2: Fuck you man
by briarbowls March 21, 2016
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the president of the world

the president of the world is lu she is the most interesting person alive, obama’s best friend.
person: “ lu is the funniest person alive
person2: “ I totally agree 💯💯”
The president of the world: “ boi what tha fak”
by slipknotlover0.68.0 August 20, 2021
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