National dress up as bf/gf day

August 5th is national dress up as your bf/gf day so dress up as your romantic partner

It's National dress up as bf/gf day so dress of as your bf or gf

by Yourmomsjuicypussy September 25, 2022

how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves

person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?

by personman334 September 11, 2023

Dress

Put on one's clothing.

Graham bathed and dressed fast.

by Arminkshipper June 14, 2024

School Dress Code

The worst addition to girls at schools.

Girl 1:I hate school dress codes.
Girl 2:I know right?
Guy:What are you guys talking about?

by Hatchdrk May 28, 2023

well put me in a dress and call me susie

to express one's excitement

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf

by raybeez February 10, 2022

Dressed for beer

Code for "already naked" or "thinking about getting naked" in any of its forms: past, present, future.

Also used when dressed comfortably and going out for a beer... but still thinking about getting naked.

--Wanna hang out?

-Yeah, but I should warn you I'm dressed for beer

by mmmyesh December 22, 2017

Dirty Dressing

To cover your cock in thousand island dressing and shove it down your girlfriends throat

Tammy, wanna taste the dirty dressing?

by Thatslowstang March 27, 2025