Donk

A poop.

A singular turd.

Fecal matter.

Also the noise a cowbell makes.

Me: “EVERYBODY RUN I GOTTA DONK!!”
Me: *strikes the cowbell* *donk*

by Odd Aleson July 18, 2018

Donk with the Flapper

To jiggle the handle of the commode to stop the water from running

“The crapper won’t stop running!!!”

“Did you donk with the flapper????”

by Johnny Dicklegs August 31, 2018

bump donks

When you see a cutie with a booty that you wanna bump donks with; also a new fetish (or kink) where two or more people consecutively bump donks for like 20 minutes to get off.

Sentence 1: "Hey momma wanna bump donks tonight?"
Sentence 2: "My butt is sore from bumping donks with Chantelle last night, she's really good at bumping donks."

by Dont.Ask.Again cx June 8, 2018

donk

the d o n k

donkey kong has got a big d o n k

by that guy who likes to do thing April 27, 2022

Slabby Donk

Slabby donk is South Texas slang for a phat cock in the 361 area.

I went to my hynas house and hit her with that Slabby Donk

by Genghis Juan May 12, 2022

DONK

Someone who (or when somebody) send(s) the wrong person (or people) an inappropriate message that they meant to send to someone else.

Person one (typing): hey, check out the Butt (DONK) in the parking lot dude!

Person two (District manager typing in chat): Hey Person One, what exactly is a DONK??

Person three (typing in same chat): YEAH Person One... What IS a DONK???

Person One (TYPING Extremely embarrassed): oh... Uh... I was talking about a bad parking job out in the lot....

by Barackobonzo October 16, 2022

Pancake Donk

The offical way to acknowledge when your ass looks like a pancake because it's so flat and misshapen.

Fuck God for giving me a pancake donk, I'll never make it in life off my body.

by LazyLili January 8, 2022