Asian Beaner

a person of Filipino decent. They are refered to as asian beaners because they have both asian and spanish roots, and many have spanish last names, just as most mexicans do.
dude jeffrey is such an asian beaner! I saw him reading anime and eating a burrito!
by Bussalikespd October 04, 2010
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asian life

Its when you are always judge for your grades. Later on in life youd want to kill yourself. Apperently 90% of ppl in america and canada asians kill themselves. Your grades have to be at least a B+ or your doing terrible and they want you to a shit ton better so they brag about you whith your other asian friends parents. If you ever do something wrong your grounded for over a month and they take the one thing you spend your entire life on for at least a month. If you want to buy something you have to raise your grades, more. You cant buy anything with your allowance because they dont give you allowances. You eat rice with practically every meal. If you are white black or any other raise you are a fucking lucky ass person.
Asian grading scale asian parents life sucks emo death rice asian life
by rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiicccceeee? February 22, 2010
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Asian-American

1. An annoying term that progressive people think is politically correct, when in reality, means nothing.

2. An unnecessary label that gets slapped on anyone who looks like they might have Asian ancestors, regardless of if that person feels the term even applies to them.
Dumbass: Are you Chinese?
Normal Person: No...
Dumbass: Are you Japanese?
Normal Person: No...
Dumbass: Are you Korean?
Normal Person: No... where the fuck is this going?
Dumbass: Oh, you just looked Asian, so I thought I'd branch out and learn about your culture.
Normal Person: I'm American... so my culture is your culture.
Dumbass: But, you're Asian-American.
Normal Person: By that logic, you should be called European American because you look European.
Dumbass: No, I'm American.
Normal Person: Okay, so why the fuck do I need a label as to what KIND of American I am?
by vatefairefoutre August 29, 2017
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Asian McGangBang

Similar to the original mcgangbang, except the mcchicken is replaced by a fillet o' fish.
kid 1: i'm deffinatly getting a big mac
kid 2: i'm feeling oriental, i think i'll have the asian mcgangbang
kid 1: you're so unamerican
by Bstenny May 05, 2009
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Asian Gage

When A Fag named Gage fucks a cat while it’s in the oven then eats it afterwards. It is also a T.V. show.
Gage just pulled an Asian Gage.
by Biggggg boy March 08, 2019
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Asian Decent

Person 1: Is she of Asian decent?
Person 2: Do you mean Asian descent?
Person 1: I dunno, maybe.
by Reality Fee V September 16, 2019
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Asian freak

A term commonly used by Japanese exchange students arriving into an exchange program in Europe or the United States to identify Wapanese, Asiaphiles, and those who suffer symptoms of yellow fever (aka Asian fever).
by lewdev November 01, 2007
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