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Dana Hills Teenagers

Gay little beach bums who think they are good at surfing, but aren’t. Wear rainbow sandals on the daily. And, get driven in a 80k dollar sprinter van to strands or salt creek thinking they own the place, even though they are just dorks.
“Ya I go to Dana Hills, I’m pretty gay

Dana Hills Teenagers: Gay little beach bum dorks
by Steamed rice October 13, 2025
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Dana Hills Teenagers

Gay little beach bums who think they are good at surfing, but are not. Think slightly stoopid is the best band of the century. Don’t wear sunscreen. And drive a 50 thousand dollar sprinter van to salt creek and streams everyday thinking they own the place.
Dana Hills Teenagers: homosexual, dorky beach bum
by Steamed rice October 13, 2025
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teenage years

The phase where you're expected to behave like an adult but still paradoxically treated like a small child. This phase mainly happens in middle school or high school, but can nonetheless still occur when you can’t afford to move out of your parents' house right after graduating from high school.
During my teenage years, I had to juggle my parents' expectations of maturity with their constant reminders to clean my room—talk about a confusing time!
by Emotional Cruiser October 15, 2025
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Teenage

In our country we just have male and female/'women and children'

Sometimes 20s-30s ppl are called "youth"
(teenage (contd.))

(this is usually when the parents/family elders marry them off, although this is an increasingly autonomous choice today (especially for the men))

BUT

The pressure to marry and have children before she's 30 is still very much there*

*cz here family, parents (especially mother) and generally anyone older than you (firmly 'boomers' per US age standards)** is given divine worship by everyone (heck, we call even unrelated interactions as 'mom' 'older brother' 'older/younger sister' 'aunty' 'uncle' etc.)

And it's quite a religious worship for a supposedly secular country as 'Bharat "Mata"' ('mother' India)

As a result, we have Third Reich-style 'labour' policy for school, work n everything else in between at ALL ages/stages
by Hello-553669 December 27, 2025
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