Take a winnie

1. To defecate
2. To poo

"I'm gonna go take a winnie"

by LemonySnickets January 2, 2021

Taking a Logan

The act of taking a giant shit. (ie.) the giant shit Logan Paul took all over his career.

I was taking a Logan and ran out of toilet paper.

by Rotten3 July 5, 2020

Taking a Tony

When you just return from a break at work and immediately have to step off to take a dump.

He'll be back, he is taking a Tony.

by Tooonny January 20, 2019

Take a Vik

The physical act of leaving your place of employment for multiple hours without clocking out, and usually without notifying anyone. Sometimes done under the guise of a work related task, with the expectation that no one will realize how long you've been gone.

Vik: says nothing and leaves.
Co-worker A: "Has anyone seen Vik lately?"
Co-worker B: "Not since this morning."
Vik: returns after being gone for hours and still says nothing.
Co-worker A: "I think I'm gonna go take a Vik."
Co-worker B: "Me too!"

by UrbanGirlInFL December 30, 2010

One-Take

When a rapper freestyles out of the blue and spits bars and punchlines to make the crowd go nuts!

Ed: ay yo bro, show dem niggas what you do best in dem battles
Jamez: you mean dem one-takes? aight lemme spit

by eezydubs January 25, 2021

Taking an Abby

Taking an unusually large and time consuming dump.

Friend 1: “man, after eating that Taco Bell I couldn’t help myself. I had to just drop everything and found myself taking an abby.”
Friend 2: “ahh, so that’s where you’ve been the last 35 minutes. Hope the toilets not clogged”

by Aprilfoolsking May 17, 2018

Taking a Charles

When a co-worker takes an hour bathroom break dropping a deuce while facebooking.

Worker 1: Do you know where William is at?
Worker 2: I have no idea, Probably taking a charles.

by TheTrollthatLurks November 20, 2012