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Sweat biscuits

When your armpits sweat and creates a round biscuit shaped wet mark on your shirt.
Rachael: Hey Nicole, do you want to go after work?

Nicole: Sure, but first I have to change my shirt because I have sweat biscuits.
by LisaDank May 26, 2018
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Particle Sweat

An extremely unpleasant-smelling combination of anal cleft perspiration and the residuals of high-frequency flatulence (usually travel-related). The phenomenon usually occurs when one is confined to a seat for long periods of time (such as on an airline, bus, train, or jury duty).

The majority of cases are clear and colorless, though extreme cases can take on a more opaque hue.
My flight to New Zealand was 13 hours straight. I was soaking in a puddle of particle sweat by the time we touched ground.
by guacablowme October 28, 2020
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fever sweats

A condition characterized by an inability to function in the clinic due to debilitating fever and profuse sweating.

Frequently seen in ophthalmology residents who see patient's on-call after 12:00 a.m.

A common side effect of fever sweats is temporary hearing loss and the inability to hear your morning alarm.

Often, fever sweats will resolve spontaneously without any treatment. Once resolved, the person will feel back to baseline as if nothing happened.

The long-term sequelae of fever sweats is a weirdly sensation that lasts up to 3 years from the onset of fever sweats.

Signs and symptoms of fever sweats usually manifest during the resident's post-call day

The etiology of fever sweats is unknown, but is more common in highly intelligent ophthalmology residents with advanced degrees e.g. MD, PhD
"I have fever sweats and didn't wake up to my alarm, anyway, I am now feeling weirdly as if nothing happened, not sure what was that shit"

"Sorry guys, I got dem fever sweats again so I won't be able to come to clinic"

"If you don't see me in clinic tomorrow then know that I probably have fever sweats and need my post-call day"

"Post call today, I got fever sweats."

"Won't be at teaching, I got fever sweats."

"Sorry we have to reschedule your appointment because the doctor has fever sweats today from being on-call"
by Ronnie P. March 25, 2022
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Don't sweat it

Son: Dad I am afraid I am not going to make the wrestling team.
Dad: Don't sweat it kid-You got this & just know that there is credit, glory, and many other intangibles attainable for the person who tries.
by SuburbanH October 6, 2021
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Sweat-mathing

The desperate, reactionary act of attempting to exclude yourself from a time-based crisis using mathematics in a social setting.
Dude, Stacy told me she was pregnant yesterday. I just stared right through her while sweat-mathing.
by Alkaiser September 9, 2010
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Sweat clank

When you go to take a dump while your sweating really bad and the toilet seat sticks to ur ass and slams down and goes clank !
Jimmy, I had to go to the bathroom really bad after jogging and had a sweat clank
by Chesterbimbo March 30, 2016
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Party Sweats

A distinct stank someone's sweat has after a night (or days) of heavy drug use and partying. Usually a mix of booze, nicotine, weed skank, and various other stank. Also used for the sweats that a heavy drug user gives off if they detox.
"Yeah, Kyle totally had the party sweats this morning. He smelt like shit."
by eyyouwitdaface July 31, 2019
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