fakebook mum

A facebook figure who fulfills the role of a mother.

Dave: Do you wanna go out tonight?

Seamus: I'll have to ask my fakebook mum...

by Jonjon19 February 15, 2010

Your mum

Someone who has been on top of everyone in yiur city

"Goddamn i love your mum"

by Homosexual waffle August 2, 2018

marshals mum

A slut

You marshals mum is a slut

by 39357h February 23, 2018

ya mum

a bunch of guys in a production company aiming to make fools out of themselves

i did yamum.net
i thikn that might be a bit sly

by SilentMark July 29, 2003

ya mum

ya mum is a word u say when u hav no comeback

-how was ya sleep
-ya mum

by Samdawg December 26, 2008

Your Mum

don't know background, stupid thing to say, everyone here says it

"your mum"
"what about her?!"

by aidan vaughn thomas May 26, 2004

ya mum

Adding to what i said earlier...

shut ya mum, meaning shut up.

Also, something to say when you dont know what else to say.

Zoe: "blah blah im zoe *screeching laughter"
Me: "shut ya mum zoe"

Zoe: "why do you hate me
Me: "erm, ya mum"

"did you have sex with my boyfriend"
"ya mum"

by sunnybunch May 4, 2003