A cousin of the humble brag, the straight brag is shameless self promotion without regard to modesty or self humility. It is undeserved self praise, instantly recognized by friends and coworkers as a self coping mechanism designed to mask serious issues of self confidence.
April: "hey, how did it go over there today?"
Jenna: "I ruled, and they all loved me."
April: "God. You don't have to Straight Brag. Again."
Jenna: "I ruled, and they all loved me."
April: "God. You don't have to Straight Brag. Again."
by BossMan916 December 14, 2012
Get the Straight Bragmug. A type of hair which looks incredibly geeky and out of place. You usually perceive it with distaste, and feel negatively about how you look when you have it. It's also known as Stanley hair.
by Tobicat August 18, 2017
Get the Stanley Straightmug. to sit back, do nothing, relax, or "skate" as you will. also means to mess something up, forget to do something.
GUY 1: yo son, did u remember to plug that cord into the wall?
GUY 2: oh snap...nah man, today im straight banksin
GUY 1: hey are you gonna help us with this or what?
GUY 2: man leave me alone im straight banksin
GUY 2: oh snap...nah man, today im straight banksin
GUY 1: hey are you gonna help us with this or what?
GUY 2: man leave me alone im straight banksin
by bdray July 16, 2009
Get the straight banksinmug. by Parzival1337 November 9, 2021
Get the Straight dumplingsmug. by BB= broke bitch August 7, 2019
Get the Straight at the gatemug. by HoodieD21 and HoodieZay26 January 23, 2020
Get the Straight Buckazzmug. When someone is acting like a straight clown, usually by saying stupid things and by acting like whatever they do is funny. This is usually performed by frat boys, or by young kids who think they are cool, and anyone else who is just a clown.
by anusman2009 October 31, 2009
Get the straight clowninmug.