straight cake

Dope. Straight up cool. A positive vibe.

Das straight cake, yo!

by CTyankee July 18, 2017

edgy straight

when someone looks gay as hell but is actually straight somehow

Jill: Wow do you think that girl is gay because of the way dresses?
Ana: No, I think she's an edgy straight

by dicklesschickless July 25, 2017

Stanley Straight

A type of hair which looks incredibly geeky and out of place. You usually perceive it with distaste, and feel negatively about how you look when you have it. It's also known as Stanley hair.

"Oh my god look at my Stanley hair today!"
"This hairstyle? It's totally Stanley Straight"

by Tobicat August 18, 2017

Straight X

Disatisfaction with a particular issue. Can be used for people and events.

Similar to sack and straight sack
Can be spelt using str8 X

Matthew: Do u wanna go movies?
Max: straight X

Matthew: What do u think bout mike?
Max: That guy is a Straight X

by Idekwydttm March 12, 2019

Xeuron Straight

A theoretical and trans-dimensional body of water thought to exist under the capital city of Ashgabat. The Xeuron straight is home to this universe's largest Spingfleng infection and is the world's leading supply of Hingle Fibers. The only known way to naturally reach the Xeuron Straight is through the artificial construction of a rudimentary Bobar Nucleus.

I wish to visit the fabled Xeuron Straight while visiting Ashgebat.

by Gonars Banking May 28, 2021

Straight Fuelin

A completely made up phrase to annoy all the Millennials in your life. Who knows, maybe it will take off! Could mean anything you want it to. Let's get creative!

I heard that new taco restaurant is "straight fuelin'!"

by Millennial Crusher April 10, 2023

straight clownin

When someone is acting like a straight clown, usually by saying stupid things and by acting like whatever they do is funny. This is usually performed by frat boys, or by young kids who think they are cool, and anyone else who is just a clown.

Those fucking guys are straight clownin.

by anusman2009 October 31, 2009