term often used to describe an individual that is physically visualized as fat and just plain fugly. This individual spends most of their time staring at bookmarked pictures of women from their school. This person may also spend time masturbating to Wizards of Waverly place.
Im so horny right now I could pull an Albino Stalker. Where's my season DVD of Wizard's of Waverly Place?
by AEMan1234 June 28, 2010

A person who finds every piece of evidence on someone. Usually someone they are obsessed with and want to find every single thing on the person. Even going through one’s mother’s Facebook to find embarrassing pictures to hold against them. They will pull up pictures you never have seen before.
Gabby is a stalker she followed my mom on Facebook and found pictures of people because she is obsessed and wants to be like me.
by Emswagmaster2000 December 23, 2023

by Whateves July 7, 2016

carefully observing (with intent to obtain), while allowing an appropriate amount of time to pass - as to allow poached goods not to spoil or be taken/reclaimed, until all attention has fleeted from said goods so that one may stealthily obtain them. (Often times successful, rarely frowned upon)
These leftovers were attained by way of a very successful stalker's poach.
These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.
These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.
by ReggieDoug July 26, 2025

A person who is present in a shared document and is just watching you edit the file with no little or no comments at all. The more agressive type will overwrite your edits as soon as you left them, or correct your typos before you can.
That's just creepy knowing you are watching me edit this doc online. You are an edit stalker!
He edit stalks me all the time, like watching me edit and when I make a typo he was fast to correct it, as if I did not know how to spell.
He edit stalks me all the time, like watching me edit and when I make a typo he was fast to correct it, as if I did not know how to spell.
by DreKaa September 24, 2018

A public light source like a street light or floodlights that turn off as you walk by them, instead of turning on like they are supposed to.
Drunk chick: "Hey I'm going home."
Helpful friend: "Make sure to take Main Street because there's that stalker light in the quad."
Helpful friend: "Make sure to take Main Street because there's that stalker light in the quad."
by bennthewolfe October 23, 2015

1. Someone who responds to about every post, likes every post, etc. that you post. The only exception to this is that simple minded family friend who does not really understand Facebook, or family of course. Depending on who it is, it's hard to get them to stop. You can drop them, but it's not always that simple. The best option is to cut them off from your news feed, as that avoids the "why did your drop me boo hoo" drama. Family cannot generally be a Facebook stalker. You dad sometimes quotes on everything because, well, you know dads...
2. A non-existent person that a person worries about by looking for tools to track their supposed stalker. Since it really does not matter if someone is looking at your pictures six times a day, there is not point in worrying abut it. The only real way to know a stalker, or worry about it, is when they post or like. Otherwise, like them browse your pics. It's rather vain and stupid to try and found out who they are. It shows a person who feels very self-important and conceited.
2. A non-existent person that a person worries about by looking for tools to track their supposed stalker. Since it really does not matter if someone is looking at your pictures six times a day, there is not point in worrying abut it. The only real way to know a stalker, or worry about it, is when they post or like. Otherwise, like them browse your pics. It's rather vain and stupid to try and found out who they are. It shows a person who feels very self-important and conceited.
Definition 1
Bryan: "Amanda is pretty much liking everything I post. It's a bit annoying."
Jeff: Yeah, she's a facebook stalker.
Definition 1:
Katie: I really wish I could find something to see who is looking at my pictures all the time.
Tiffany: I know, like totally. It's so creepy to thing about.
Sophia: Yeah, it is creepy, but let them. It's not like it's hurting you. It's different if they are constantly commenting on your stuff, etc. I mean does what some creeper does in their own time really matter. It's like some guy masturbating thinking about you. Creepy maybe, but let him.
Bryan: "Amanda is pretty much liking everything I post. It's a bit annoying."
Jeff: Yeah, she's a facebook stalker.
Definition 1:
Katie: I really wish I could find something to see who is looking at my pictures all the time.
Tiffany: I know, like totally. It's so creepy to thing about.
Sophia: Yeah, it is creepy, but let them. It's not like it's hurting you. It's different if they are constantly commenting on your stuff, etc. I mean does what some creeper does in their own time really matter. It's like some guy masturbating thinking about you. Creepy maybe, but let him.
by Urban Sophist April 5, 2015
