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shit-stalking

(noun) Modification on "shit-talking." The act of Facebook stalking someone with a friend while simultaneously talking shit about them.
#1, while shit-stalking: Let's shit-stalk Beth. (while looking at a recent picture) She got so fucking fat in college!
by WomenOf113 December 4, 2011
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Stalking and harassment

Why does stalking and harassment bother me?
Hym "Because it's stalking and harassment and it's happening in the immediate. And there doesn't need to be a reason beyond that. My interpretation of events is the correct one. Rejecting my interpretation and then fabricating an alternative isn't convincing anyone and it isn't intended to or going to convince me. All it does is give dogshit people license to participate in the lie. Just like the 'don't mess with out kids' angle. Anyone who needs to hear it doesn't care and I don't care either. I'm not sorry. I'm never going to BE sorry. I'm going to continue to not be sorry right up until I inevitably drain one of your kids for you trying to do this to me. This is a blatant attempt to steal a technological innovation and the online obstructionists a trying to help them get away with it. It's nothing more that status preservation from people who cannot or will not affect the course of history.
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
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Ween Stalk

Slang for the shaft associated with the male genitalia.
“She calls me Jack and the Bean Stalk, sucking on my Ween Stalk..”
by UserKing004 September 12, 2018
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Stalk-blocking

Making your social media accounts private so prospective dates can't creep on you, because hello – no one likes a creeper!
So we haven't even met in person but he already "liked" a bunch of photos deep on my Instagram, and that's when I knew I had to start stalk-blocking.
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020
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Fandom Stalking

The act of engaging deeply with fan-produced content—such as fanfiction, fanart, video edits, commentary, and memes—of a specific fandom without having consumed the original source material. A fandom stalker selectively immerses themselves in the emotional and aesthetic aspects of a fandom, often becoming familiar with character dynamics, plot arcs, and themes through the lens of other fans. This form of participation is marked by a pick-and-choose approach: embracing what resonates while intentionally avoiding aspects of the canon that don’t appeal.
“I’ve never watched The Last of Us, but I know everything about Ellie and Joel from reading fanfic and watching TikTok edits. I guess I’m fandom stalking.”
by sundroppanda May 12, 2025
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Stalk-flooder

Someone on your friend list who clandestinely likes or comments on your old pictures, so as to draw the attention of the world to your veritable foolhardiness, with the intention of causing immeasurable trauma, sometimes leading to Foticide(means deleting your own pictures, not to be confused with foeticide )
Being the stalk-flooder she is, she liked my old prom picture and subjected me to the ridicule of the whole world.
by philosoph May 18, 2017
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