I hate you, you hate me. I killed you and you're dead now. with a great big splash and bodies on the floor, no more you cause you're dead.

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1. I hate you, you hate me. I killed you and you're dead now. with a great big splash and bodies on the floor, no more you cause you're dead.
A death note to all who live on this earth.

by Music_Panda November 24, 2022

Dick splash

When a person often called Jack gets his penis out and uses it to stir diarrhoea of someone who has fallen ill and it splashes on something

Person 1: Hey what’s that splash on the wall
Jack : Don’t worry it’s only my dick splash

by Sexy beast 9000 November 24, 2021

Splash Mountain

When a girl squirts in your face and you take a picture with the flash on as it happens.

I was trying to take a pic with the flash on while eating my girl out and she squirted everywhere; it was a total splash mountain.

by anonymous September 6, 2020

wambly splash

soccer tourney and you just want a splash in your drink, wombat water park; I dunno & the name of a lake

Aye, why don’t you give me a little wanly splash in my soda!

One wombat says to another, “You wanna go to the wambly splash?!”

I am wambly splashed.

The Wambly Splash had a lot of hippies this last weekend…

by græp May 8, 2024

Splash-back infatuation

Intensified feelings you get for your partner after going on a date with someone else.

After my date with a potential gf, I went home and had crazy intense sex with my partner, it must have been that splash-back infatuation!

by anonymous September 8, 2020

No Splash, No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

splash ass

Splash ass is projectile liquid shitting that splashes toilet water back onto your ass. It can be caused by a strong fine diarrhea stream. Or it could take the form of a shotgun blast. Either way it splashes nasty shit water onto your ass.

I was up all night. I got drunk then had taco bell. That shit gave me splash ass.

by guitarman209 October 24, 2020