"The last time I got drunk was like 2 weeks ago!!" "Oh dear! I think you need to go to the doctors.. It sounds like you have soberitus!!"
by WillandClaire February 1, 2013
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Get the sobembarrassing mug.The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.
I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad
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Get the sober mcgober mug.A guy comes to a party late after everyone has been drinking for at least an hour. He finds a girl who's clearly had to much and takes her to a secluded place to have sex.
Did you see Colton at the party last night? He came really late, and did that girl who was about to pass out.
Colten used a Sober-Sneak-In to get with the drunk girl.
Colten used a Sober-Sneak-In to get with the drunk girl.
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