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Soap’s Law

NO LOVERS ALLOWED!!!
When someone declares soaps law, the hang out turns into a girls night. No boyfriends, partners, or girlfriends allowed.

Soaps law can only be overturned with a valid argument against it, with the person who declared it.
(In the middle of planning a social event)
Person A: “Can I invite my bf?”
Person B: “Yeah sure idc—“
Person C: “NOPE!!! SOAP’S LAW.”
Person B: “Oh, jk it’s a girls night now”
Person A: “All good, I’m chill with that
by FlowerDude November 17, 2023
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Soap

Person: 'drops the soap'

Big buff guy: 'puts it in'

Person: Yeoooowch!
by Urban dictionary user23 January 13, 2024
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dish soap piss wank

dish soap piss wank is a drink it tastes like a mix of the three like some old bloke called steve jizzed in a cup of piss then tried cleaning it out. some people like the taste which is a little kinky. i guess im kinky bc i like dish soap piss wank
ooo yummy thats some great dish soap piss wank
by thepisswankman January 27, 2024
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Don’t Drop The Soap

Dropping the soap in prison is a big no no. 3 Big Men will come behind you are start clapping your cheeks in the shower.
Black guy: Don’t Drop The Soap Now.

*Drops it*

*claps cheeks*
by www.deeznuts.org December 6, 2023
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SOAP

The stuff that is used to cleanse your body. Soap cleanses the deep untouched crevasses of your body that are dirty. Some people say soap is unnecessary, but it is if you want to have any relationships at all. Without soap the world would be an awful place with B. O. and everyday life would constantly be ripe.
Tyrone: Man did you use soap? Because you my friend are ripe.

Sally: No, I did not soap is useless.
Tyrone: FALSE!!!!
by NOOOOOOOOOoohgrgvjsht November 18, 2018
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Soap mates

Soap mates are basically when two people stick together for a long time through all rough and hard times. Just like soap sticks to your hands and washes away the bacteria. A soap mate washes away your sins and makes you happy!!
"Oh they're so close, I bet they're soap mates!"
"My bestfriend is my soap mate, she never forgets to wash my sins away!"
by Zarwah/Fainab November 23, 2018
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Eating the Soap

Instead of dropping the soap in prison you suck your cellmate off in hopes he doesn't drop the soap in ya booty
Damn, Toni didn't drop the soap he ate it!!!!!!

Oh man Toni was eating the soap!
by John Hetlinger December 5, 2018
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