sneaky selfie

When you get someone (friend, sibling, child, pet, etc.) to pose in a picture with you so that it does not appear to be a "selfie". But, the purpose is still to take a photo of yourself for social media.

"Look at John. Posted another pic of him and his dog. He's a sneaky selfie addict!"

"Little Jonny..come here and get next your Mommy so I can take a picture of myself for Facebook." Mommy is taking a sneaky selfie.

by TheWrench January 5, 2014

Sneaky Sheep

A crafty welshman who never pays for a round of drinks

"I went out with Christopher last night, he didn't get a round in for the lads. He's such a Sneaky Sheep"

by Neo Kraiden August 10, 2016

sneaky shag

When someone sneaks away for a social gathering to engage in coitus

Person 1: Where's Alex?
Person 2: He went off for a sneaky shag with Karen.

by Where did I leave my tardis November 4, 2015

the sneaky juan

1)Blindfolding and restraining your sexual partner then leaving the room indefinitely.

I wanted to play RDR2, but she wanted to get freaky. I had to give her the sneaky Juan.

by Dòn Kiebals April 12, 2019

Sneaky Squeaker

A quiet but high pitched fart that can be used to surprise enemies.

George let off a mean sneaky squeaker that smelt rancid.

by Smeg Smeller May 3, 2019

Sneaky Peet

When you're showering with your girl and as she lathers up her hair and tucks back under the water, you piss all over her feet. This secret golden shower is known as the Sneaky Peet.

"I pulled a sneaky peet on the old lady last night in the shower."

"What's that?"

"Its when you give her a golden shower but she doesn't even know"

by Get Crumpd September 17, 2019

sneaky barstool

A friend who lets you down when you need him most, and leaves you flat on your arse like a barstool that isn't there when you go to sit on it. See also barstool.

That sneaky barstool Blue said he'd put up my bail but he never showed so I had to spend the night in jail!

by Croc Cowboy September 18, 2019