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Jordan smith

The sexiest biology teacher alive. Usually has blue eyes and sexy greasy brown hair but i want him grease and all. He’s quite tall and looks very good in edits. He looks like Liam Hemsworth and he sounds australian.
‘Jordan smith is so fit. I want him to whisper mitosis in my ear ;)’
by ilovebiologyteachers March 11, 2022
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Smith Syndrome

Lack of attempting new tricks on a skateboard. Very common in new skaters, and skaters after an injury.
He hasn't landed a kickflip yet, maybe he has SMITH SYNDROME.
by berrace April 23, 2010
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Willy smith

Mans (that one friend in the group) that often act kinda sus. Mans love to touch your and your other friends penises by accident (on purpose). Man acts so sus to the point u dont know if mans gay or not. That doesnt chancge the fact his dong is huge.
Dude 1: TOUCH MY PEEN ONE MORE TIME AND IM GONNA BEAT YOU UP WILLY SMITH!!!

Dude 2:Sorry baby

*Dude1 beats up Dude2*
by WeedSoaker December 7, 2021
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Lily Smith

Lily Smith is a perfect girl who is loyal kind and such an amazing person. She is basically HEATHER. She tries to be the best and she really is the best. She may overthink alot but damn she is just the best person in the whole world. Luv ya lily.
Girl : Damn that girl is just the definition of PERFECT

Girl 2 : She must be lily smith
by Babey Kimmy October 4, 2020
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eswen smith

Eswen is an empty slag who is going out with a fatty chode nigga, she dyes her hair every few months and once accidentally dyed it ginger. James White then proceeded to “rape her with insults” . When she gets pissed she puts her bent-ass middle finger up. Eswen hates the letter k for some unknown reason and when you punch her in the arm she then has 44 orgasms before saying “ouch that really hurt” in a slutty starbucks girl voice. She also tried to get her ear pierced up the top of her ear but ended up having it fucking infected coz she is fucking stupid. She always claims to be in a higher set than me until I tell her that I’m top set for science and maths and when she gets to English she remembers that I’m in the same set as her and says shuttup before I’ve even said anything.
Eswen Smith is a retard
James: hey eswen
Eswen: yh
James: how’s your earing

Eswen: shuttup
James: k
Eswen: oh my god stoppppppp
James: k
Eswen: starts saying how she’ll kill James and it will never happen
James: ur boyfriend is fat
Eswen: *puts bent fucking middle finger up*
James: ur finger is as bent as ur boyfriend

Eswen: *punches james*
James: *punches her back*
Eswen: owwwww why did you do that!!!!
James: because I can
by Fatty nigga bitch March 1, 2019
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The Will Smith Effect

The Will Smith Effect is when you over react to something minor and it blows up the minor thing.

"The Will Smith Effect was coined by u/dossier in 2022 and defined by u/polopolo05, after an incident... "-u/schnozzberriestaste

AKA: When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong.
Jason rolled down the window in the car because it was hot, and Sandra straight up slapped him. Now it is all anyone will talk about, she experienced The Will Smith Effect.
by BeachJustice69 March 29, 2022
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