by boobear1025 November 11, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A simp is a particular person who would do anything to get into any kind of relationship with a woman, ignoring his close ones and also ditching them, also known as; ''ape brain ooga booga must repopulate sex sex ooga sex'' people.
Simp: hi please dont ignore my tier 3 sub please I sold my liver to donate to you miss please can you be my girlfriend please
Some twitch thot: what the fuck are you doing in my room
Simp: *ape noises*
Some twitch thot: hello yes 911? I have another simp on me please send a M.T.F.
Simp: *angry ape noises*
Some twitch thot: what the fuck are you doing in my room
Simp: *ape noises*
Some twitch thot: hello yes 911? I have another simp on me please send a M.T.F.
Simp: *angry ape noises*
by FUGiiBoi May 25, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A man who harasses women in an attempt to get sex. Simps are known to act pathetic and pretend to respect women. They do not, in fact, respect women at all and are misogynistic incels in disguise.
“This simp is in my dms again. He’s been begging to send me dick pics for a week! Why can’t simps take no for an answer?”
by jcrew889 March 29, 2020
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by Derek Ferrone May 13, 2020
Get the Simp mug.(noun) A hopeless romantic; a doormat
(verb) To continue to flirt with someone after they've expressed disinterest or rejected you
(verb) To continue to flirt with someone after they've expressed disinterest or rejected you
n: What a simp!
v: I warned him and she threatened to call the police, but alas, he continued to simp over the anorexic girl he thought was hot.
v: I warned him and she threatened to call the police, but alas, he continued to simp over the anorexic girl he thought was hot.
by sanchopancho02 January 29, 2021
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