The shock that one gets while leaning forward to wipe after taking a dump and finding that the automatic flush thinks you have vacated ..... leaving a soggy ass.
Holy shit - that always happens. Now my ass is wet and shitty - I hate Ass-ter Shock
Or...
Why is that guys pants so wet? Must have been a victim of Ass-ter Shock
Or...
Why is that guys pants so wet? Must have been a victim of Ass-ter Shock
by The Brown Fox January 16, 2013
Get the Ass-ter Shockmug. A progression of the three most ingenious sexual maneuvers ever.
Why rock? ( \m/)
When you can SHOCK ( \n//)
When you can SPOCK! ( \\ //)
Why rock? ( \m/)
When you can SHOCK ( \n//)
When you can SPOCK! ( \\ //)
That dirty ho down south wanted the three string progression biatch! I rock shock spocked that girl to the next century.
by JFWONG October 23, 2004
Get the Rock Shock Spockmug. The act of making a gun with both hands and then proceeding to stick said guns into a woman's vaginal/anal openings. Act is generally meant to be a shock to the woman.
by Kamen December 14, 2008
Get the glock n shockmug. by Alaen tranp June 2, 2008
Get the shore shockmug. While receiving a blowjob, a man wraps his legs indian style around the head of the giver. Then, he performs a jiu-jitsu-like move, bringing the legs in and out, to throat the giver with his member.
Last week, I looked into the back yard to see my dad giving my mom a brazilian shock collar in the hot tub.
by mickey o. June 11, 2013
Get the brazilian shock collarmug. The time when something shocking happens...something that could change your perspective and/or ruin your life!
by Sizzllee January 24, 2009
Get the 9' O Shockmug. by Partykat March 31, 2011
Get the Nigger Shock Syndromemug.