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by Autism Guy May 15, 2023
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As I was lying on my bed my boyfriend walked into the room and layer down next to me. After a few minutes he started rubbing the front of his pants against my ass. He slowly slid his arm around me and began massaging my pussy. Almost immediately I turned to face him and he rolled on top of me. “You want me baby?” He asked, “mmm yes please daddy” I moaned, feeling my pussy get wet. He started kissing me on the lips than he began kissing my neck and slowly moving down, never taking his lips off of me. Once he reached my thighs he said “you want me now?” By then I could hardly stop myself from shoving his face into my pussy. Instead, I responded with a series of moans to answer his question “mm mhmm please” I panted. He slowly slid his tongue in and out of my pussy while still massaging my tits. Than he began going faster and he took his hand and began rubbing my clit as he ate me out. “Uhh, mmmh mh yesss” i moaned. To repay the favor I took his dick into my mouth and began sucking, once he couldn’t hold back anymore he shoved me on the bed “you ready?” He asked “YESS” I yelled. He slowly began rubbing his cock against my pussy lips and moaning “mmm baby girl, ughhh, your so tight, I want to feel inside you, mmmm baby” then he thrusted harder and harder while I yelled “DEEPER UGHHHH DADDY, HARDER, HARDER UGHHH” then we both orgasmed and fell asleep with my hand on his dick and his hand on my boobs. Best. Sex. Ever
by Sexloverrrr December 30, 2022
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What I have with your mom XD
"Theres a lot of differences with gender and sex." - Ethan
"And what's that" - Matt
"Well, gender is what you identify as. It's what you want people to see you as and how you perceive yourself" - Ethan
"And what about sex?" - Matt
"Sex? That's what I have with ur mom" - Ethan
by Amogus-sussy November 30, 2021
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Er noget jeg aldrig har haft.
by Børno elsker November 10, 2020
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Someone eating the throbbing vagina

Someone sliding their boner inside,

IDK
I’ve never had sex
by Shrimp 🍤 November 12, 2020
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The thing we men live for. The best thing in life. Your mom had sex that's how you were made.
Goerge: I had fun this weekend
Tim: what do you mean
Goerge: Tara was at my house last night
Tim: Oh I gotcha man that's always fun 🍆🍑 sex 😈
by Sypher101 November 14, 2020
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An excuse to put your fanfictions in urban dictionary.
Jane: Hey, why's there a bunch of fanfictions in the definitions of Sex?
Jack: I don't know.
by Reduxius November 22, 2020
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