scottish oven

The act of trapping a friend or partner under the sheets and then farting so hard you shit yourself, creating an odor so foul it could kill an ogre.

Greg: What did you and Jen do last night?
Bob: Oh, we watched a movie, had some popcorn and then I Scottish ovened her so hard it would make Shrek proud.

Greg: Nice!

by Jace Narcast April 13, 2016

scott bivona

The absolute most amazing person you'll ever meet. He's fun, comedic, intelligent, and extremely handsome. You would turn gay for Scott.

Dude, you're so cool, are you Scott Bivona?

by Lionel Messi's Best Friend July 5, 2016

scottophobia

The fear of someone with the name Scott

He has scottophobia

by Netscape4.0 June 5, 2016

scottish wallet

A wallet that magically disappears when the bill is due.
Colloquial Phrase - Americana Vernacular

Waiter: Here's your check.
Patron 1: 26.50, guess that'll be 13.25 a pi...
Patron 2: ...Sorry number one, I forgot my wallet @ home.
Patron 1: You have such a Scottish wallet...

by Big Bil O January 29, 2017

scott’s tots

An episode of The Office where Michael Scott must break a promise to a bunch of kids he told that he would pay all of their college tuitions, and now that they’re graduating, he can’t actually pay for any of them. On a scale of yikes to cringe... well it’s more of a gotta blast and change my name kinda situation (cough Michael Scarn cough)

Person 1: Yo I just watched Scott’s Tots from the Office
Person 2: Dudeeee i got goosebumps from all that cringe

by justahoboyoudontknow July 7, 2018

scottish whistle

To "play/use the Scottish whistle" is to stick your fingers down your throat in order to make yourself vomit, either to enable you to continue drinking or to ease the burden of the hangover the morning after.

"I played the Scottish whistle when I got home so I was fine the morning after"

by justmick September 9, 2018

scott fischer

A local PA dude who somehow manages to know everybody. This man has big dreams of driving off into the abyss on his custom Harley. Scott claims he’s an iconic hunter, yet only has two to his name. You’ll often find him in his natural habitat: crashed on the couch, beer in hand, drifting off into the misty, distant future. Voted class stud, this fella is a local legend. Catch Scott at a local bar near you.

You wish you were Scott Fischer.

by Butterbaconbeer December 24, 2018