Sausage Taco

When a man lays his pecker in a woman's pussy so that his balls are on her Taint and his Firehat is on her Joy Button. Then he grabs her lips and stretches them around the shaft of his pecker like a taco shell.

James' mom & I made sausage tacos last Friday. They were HOT!

by Chuck D. Bones June 2, 2013

Sea Sausage

It's a chunky ass seal.

Person 1: Yo look at that sea sausage!
Person 2: That's a seal.
Person 1: That's what I said.

by Tis I, Jim. October 15, 2019

Exhausted Sausage

An expression to use when a guy loses his boner and/or has a very limp penis.

Jenny: "Babe, we need to do something about your exhausted sausage."

by superfruit smoothie February 28, 2015

Sausage dildo

Taking a delicious shit into a condom and use it as a dildo (duh).

I could smell my sister's sausage dildo last night.

by Not SeaNanners July 9, 2016

sausage dildo

The act of shitting into a condom, tying the condom off, and using said condom as if it were a dildo.

After having left her normal dildo at home Tammy made do with a sausage dildo.

by Chi-hime August 30, 2016

sausage spin

A gay guy riding a cock while his penis is going in circles

Sausage spin means a penis spins while having sex

by Meme Women January 31, 2018

Sausage Rock

Music that females don't listen to. At live shows audience members are comprised solely of males--a mixture of comic book nerds, D&D players, Conan the Barbarian fans. Sometimes they are found sporting homemade Black Flag tattoos. They believe they're awesome, heavy, and tough. Too bad they never have an opportunity to show of for the gals...they're simply not around.

Dave, Josh, Anthony, Erdman, and Mike love to go to sausage rock shows like Immortal.

by pxlchk1 November 23, 2011