Runner

(NOUN)
A stock or security that goes up. These can be very rewarding. These are the ones you forgot you own and leave you up 360%. The ones that make a grown man cry. The ones that make you want to fly. This kind of gain can solve all your problems in life. Enough to make any grown man living in his mom's basement cry a river. LAMBO SOON. HOLD THE LINE. HOO HOO HOO

(this is not a source a financial advice either. Stop taking advice from urban dictionary dammit)

"Yo bro, I bought call options on this runner Gamestop yesterday and its up 4000%, Should I sell?"
2 weeks later:
"Bro this caviar is sick, come visit me and my wives on my sky yacht in Monaco! Only 3 weeks trading and I'm already a pro!"
-Wojak

by stocktalk101 May 10, 2022

Cum runner

When a female cums and try to push or run away as she does it due to the orgasm sensation

As we were humping she climaxed and hit me with a cum runner. So I hit her with the scorpion and said get over here as I finished her fatality

by Mericachavez July 24, 2023

Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

runner bang

A runner bang is where you have sex with someone who is under the impression that you love that person and then never see that person again.

"Aw mate I just fucked this chick and ran away"
"So you did a runner bang..... Nice!"

by Super mega penis boy December 26, 2017

runner's whip

Runner's whip occurs when you are running but your dick be too long so it keeps whipping back and forth until you get bruises on your inner thighs.

Wife: Babe, what happened to your legs?
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!

by this_is_true February 13, 2018

spectrum runner

when an individual is too drunk you don't know which way they will run out of a bar

Wow he is such a spectrum runner, we didn't know he'd end up at the beach after the club.

by busclubanotherclub June 17, 2021

bun-runner

Bun, as in butt cheek, used in juvenile name-calling. We used it often in elementary school in Boulder, Colorado back in the 1960s. bun

Stop bothering me, you bun-runner!

by Skyship November 23, 2019