rug ride

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.

b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"

c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug

C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.

by [e-mail] November 13, 2010

Bear rugging

Bear rugging, is when you spread a partner out like a bear rug and ravage them from behind.

I was bear rugging this girl last night and she read screaming.

by BugzBunnyDWS June 27, 2020

Bear Rugging

The act of passing out in the middle of a living room, typically at the end of a party and under the influence of drugs or alcohol

“Dude you were totally bear rugging last night!”

by Splatt January 27, 2019

Rug Queen

An attractive fat girl. After you sleep with her you notice her panties on your floor and the panties look like a rug.

I nailed that Rug Queen Emilie last night. Thought there was a dead cheetah on my floor this morning.

by Byerley October 09, 2013

jack rug

Synonym of jizz rag; something used to wipe up semen after masturbation.

Keep a jack rug handy when wanking to tidy up your mess and wipe away your shame.

by Randy Rick 69 June 09, 2017

bug in the rug

itchy vagina from phthirius pubis

Sharon: I need some tea tree oil, this itching is murder!
Blakely: What?
Sharon: I've got bug in the rug. You know, crabs!

by echoten February 22, 2009

under rugs

Looking to rob someone of an item or items. Also knows as a threat to hit a “lick” on someone or to “stain” them.

We was under rugs for a minute
I just hit a stain

he was a easy lick

by wøpaveli August 07, 2020