The Asshole Recognition System (ARS) is a futuristic bidtech (bidet technology) leveraging AI and image recognition to ensure a hands-free, paperless toileting experience. Incorporating Precision Fecal Targeting (PFT) as well as Adaptive Butt Monitoring (ABM) the Asshole Recognition System is able to achieve an impressive 99.5% Shit Elimination Ratio (SER).
My ass was so swollen and wrecked from aggressive wiping, but now is ridiculously clean and ready to take on any challenge of the day. Thank you Asshole Recognition System (ARS)!
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by extension and more generally, people with certain recognize others with the same qualities
by extension and more generally, people with certain recognize others with the same qualities
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A sneaky, deliberate maneuver during kinky scat play where one partner temporarily retreats - usually waddling or clenching - to "scout the terrain" (i.e., make a quick, preemptive poop) before returning to the scene with renewed, devious purpose. It’s like a tactical dump before going full commando.
"She said she was into the mess, but wanted to do a Turtle Recon first to ‘lighten the load.’ Five minutes later, she came back grinning with wet wipes."
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I joined The Lower Recommended and at first I thought it was really stupid but then I saw how bad everybody else's lives were and now I check it everyday to raise my self-esteem.
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Frequently in response to a phenomenally dumb question (usually by sales) or an absurdly improbable situation.
Meant to be derisive.
Frequently in response to a phenomenally dumb question (usually by sales) or an absurdly improbable situation.
Meant to be derisive.
Sales: “What if we put the square peg in the round hole?”
Engineer: “That’s not recommended.”
Customer: “What if the lawn mower is still running when I stick my hand in?”
Engineer: “That’s not recommended.”
Engineer: “That’s not recommended.”
Customer: “What if the lawn mower is still running when I stick my hand in?”
Engineer: “That’s not recommended.”
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It is when DISPATAGING a top executive at a company as the kind of sanctions that can emanate for not recognizing the SUPREME LEADERSHIP and not affording it REVERENCE and
It is when DISPATAGING a top executive at a company as the kind of sanctions that can emanate for not recognizing the SUPREME LEADERSHIP and not affording it REVERENCE and
FUCK YOU ASSHOLES as I am going to the MOVIES as I am tired of no recognition and as for this (TIK TOK, TICK TOK, TIK TOCK) and TICK TOCK )SPLOTCH my answer to all you flap-jaw never zip THE SPREAD as my INVASIVE ANTI-RECOGNIZERS as just GO PISS like you tell me to go EAT SHIT which I know I have to do when I get TOO HIGH as being a literal only MANDATORY SHITEATER.
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You see how this SACRAMENTO GOVERNMENT attacked GOOGLE ALPHABET as objectively so there are a lot of BAD APPLES in that FUCKING GOVERNMENT and they will be sent FORMERLY speaking to the C0RE , INVASIVE ANTI-RECOGNIZERS to deal with those EVASIVE CLOWNS.
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I dedicate with great respect the courage and bravery of SELENA MARIE GOMEZ a definition that supports her cause.
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You see how this SACRAMENTO GOVERNMENT attacked GOOGLE ALPHABET as objectively so there are a lot of BAD APPLES in that FUCKING GOVERNMENT and they will be sent FORMERLY speaking to the C0RE , INVASIVE ANTI-RECOGNIZERS to deal with those EVASIVE CLOWNS.
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I dedicate with great respect the courage and bravery of SELENA MARIE GOMEZ a definition that supports her cause.
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