Ranch Sex

To have anal sex without douching.

Hey dude, do you wanna have ranch sex?

by Lenny4040 December 15, 2023

Carrot in the Ranch

The act of cream pieing a female and sticking your dick back in as the cum drips out of her vagina

Oh yeah dude I definitely put my Carrot in the Ranch

by allahu YEETbar January 16, 2018

pizza with ranch

Sounds gross but is actually amazing

Hey, have you ever tried pizza with ranch?
No sounds gross
Try it it’s really good.

by Yeah_thatskindacool September 19, 2020

Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.

We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.

by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022

skylynn pizza ranch

a girl who orders all the fat ass food from the pizza buffet line and dosent pay for her meal

that girl just pulled a skylynn pizza ranch dash!

by parker.crawdaddy69 July 12, 2022

Writing in Ranch

The action of spilling ranch onto a surface and drawing or spelling things with your finger by running it through the ranch.

I loved writing in ranch as a kid!

by NeoNation March 12, 2019

Ranch Mommy

When you see a lady you’d give up everything for, so you would put ranch on their toes after a 9 hour shift and suck it off.

“Fuck that’s a ranch mommy”
“This club is filled with ranch mommies”

by Game is game May 14, 2024