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Grief ranch

When you’re so sad cuz your rabbits died a horrible yet preventable death and then you eat a stupid amount of ranch as the 8th stage of grief
What do I do? My girl’s real sad.
Give her some grief ranch. That’ll help.
by Mjdance July 10, 2021
mugGet the Grief ranchmug.

Ranch

Ranch is the best condiment in the world invented by the great and famous Dylan Cohen and has been lived ever since since 1854.
Can I get some ranch for the chicken ranch wrap please!
by Certified Definer July 2, 2024
mugGet the Ranchmug.

Ranch

Listen i know your bored of school and your probably in it rn. so here is all my definitions of RANCH
Man made ranch: Basically cum but worded different
Ranch: A sauce for carrots if ur bored
Man made ranch is cum but worded so different its not sexual
Ranch is a sauce so whatever u do with it like spreading it on your dick / pussy go ahead i wont stop ya
by Furriessuckcockforfunantifurry December 20, 2023
mugGet the Ranchmug.

slug on ranch

A dumbass who just shouts random shit in video games with his dumbass friends. Can also mean a complete goofy ahh need mor bullets mofo
Man, that n*gga is a slug on ranch.
by DrKize January 31, 2024
mugGet the slug on ranchmug.

Ranch Style

A set of sex positions including Cowgirl and Reverse Cowgirl, as well as the male versions of these like Cowboy and Reverse Cowboy. Gender-neutral.
That hot enby rode me Ranch style all night
by realjayjem April 23, 2023
mugGet the Ranch Stylemug.

Bloody Ranch

When you cum in a woman while shes on her period.
I left a load in my woman while she was bleeding, gave her that bloody ranch injection!
by Lawless123 April 15, 2021
mugGet the Bloody Ranchmug.

Yam ranch

A loser who swats michele marie Dalene
Michele marie Dalene just got yam ranched
by Noodles 1980 July 10, 2022
mugGet the Yam ranchmug.

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