When you’re so sad cuz your rabbits died a horrible yet preventable death and then you eat a stupid amount of ranch as the 8th stage of grief
by Mjdance July 10, 2021

Ranch is the best condiment in the world invented by the great and famous Dylan Cohen and has been lived ever since since 1854.
by Certified Definer July 2, 2024

Listen i know your bored of school and your probably in it rn. so here is all my definitions of RANCH
Man made ranch: Basically cum but worded different
Ranch: A sauce for carrots if ur bored
Man made ranch: Basically cum but worded different
Ranch: A sauce for carrots if ur bored
Man made ranch is cum but worded so different its not sexual
Ranch is a sauce so whatever u do with it like spreading it on your dick / pussy go ahead i wont stop ya
Ranch is a sauce so whatever u do with it like spreading it on your dick / pussy go ahead i wont stop ya
by Furriessuckcockforfunantifurry December 20, 2023

A dumbass who just shouts random shit in video games with his dumbass friends. Can also mean a complete goofy ahh need mor bullets mofo
by DrKize January 31, 2024

A set of sex positions including Cowgirl and Reverse Cowgirl, as well as the male versions of these like Cowboy and Reverse Cowboy. Gender-neutral.
by realjayjem April 23, 2023

by Lawless123 April 15, 2021

by Noodles 1980 July 10, 2022
