pulling plastic 

the act of rock climbing or bouldering indoors using artificial holds

Climber A: "Did you make it to Hueco this season, brah?"
Climber B: "Nah man, I've been stuck pulling plastic for the past few months, I feel like I'm turning into a gym rat."

pulling plastic by unit62 March 26, 2009

Disenfranchised Plastic Salesman 

Someone that peddles cheap plastic shit to supermarkets, food processors and some distributors (but sells direct around them as much as possible). Probably works for one of several whacked out family owned outfits in the Mid-West or Detroit/Southfield area. Generally speaking, a disenfranchised plastic salesman is micromanaged, not to be trusted and demoralized on a routine basis. Common tactics used to keep a disenfranchised plastic salesman down are call reports, routine phone calls questioning their whereabouts, itineraries and installing Satellite GPS units in company vehicles, which promote activity not productivity.

Al Bundy, the shoe salesman from the hit tv show Married With Children, would have been a disenfranchised plastic salesman if only he tried to sell plastic.

Disenfranchised Plastic Salesman by Cincy Lovah October 20, 2011

Knock on Car Plastic 

This is a term used in the place of the superstitious phrase "knock on wood" when one is traveling in a motor vehicle and no wood is around. One instead "knocks on car plastic" to affirm the superstition.

Oh I hope I don't die tomorrow *knock on car plastic*

Knock on Car Plastic by Rellik Uzi September 9, 2010

a fish in a plastic bag 

Doomed, with no possibility of surviving.

Under the knee of the police officer, the suspect was likened to a fish in a plastic bag. It was over.

a fish in a plastic bag by talk2me-JCH2 March 30, 2021

fake plastic rock

Noun. Of or relating to the video games Rock Band and Guitar Hero, in which players manipulate fake plastic instruments as if they can actually play.

Yo, this Friday night at my place, it's fake plastic rock!!

fake plastic rock by AL9000 January 24, 2009

Heavy Plastic 

MUSIC GENRE: Fake heavy metal music; Heavy metal music played to mock heavy metal music; Term coined by the band Cookie Crotch Nuts.

Cookie Crotch Nuts - Pure American heavy plastic.

Heavy Plastic by Mudwhistle of CCN August 6, 2011

Standing on Plastic 

When a gang boss wants you dead he may send someone to bring you to his office. The floor will have a plastic sheet over it so that when he shoots you and your body slumps to the floor, no one has to go through the trouble of removing the blood from the floor.

Standing on Plastic has evolved into a general term for someone powerful wanting you dead.

"Oh man, Chavez went crazy when I told him on the phone that I screwed up the vault job! He invited me to his office, I reckon I'm standing on plastic!"

Standing on Plastic by Wingy July 11, 2006