race beard

Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized racial identity (e.g. BIPoC), in order to credibly discuss race issues as a white person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (see queer beard).

That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about racy topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a race beard...

by secretuser420 April 02, 2020

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Driver's Race

When evenly matched manual transmission cars race, its the overall better driver that will ultimately win the race.

Two of the exact same manual transmisson cars are raceing, thats a Driver's Race for sure!

by Jdodge April 19, 2015

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racing bacon

The act of running from the Police. Can be on foot or in a car.

Stewart: Where's Jamal?

Lex: He got caught racing bacon

by Malicious_Activity November 29, 2016

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Funnel Race

"Funnel Racing" involves two people with two drinking funnels. Both individuals attempt to finish their funnel full of beer quicker then the other. Whoever finishes first is the winner.

We have two funnels if you want to do a funnel race, but don't do it with Taylor; he's simple minded and will be confused that you didn't call it a funnel fight.

by Pocket Ninja September 25, 2008

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Horn Race

(n, idiom) Two or more motorists honk their horns as long and loud as possible.

Jeremy Clarkson: Okay, fine. You want to have a horn race? Ready, steady...(HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNK) Now THAT'S a horn!
James May: And it got us thrown out.

by daz14lpa February 17, 2021

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