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Life Bank

Life Bank - The bank where karma, Karma Cash, is paid or owed into the universe of life, regardless of ANY lifeforms.
You don't want to ever owe to the Life Bank because if you don't have the Karma Cash to pay, then the bank starts collecting on your family and they shouldn't have to pay for you being a piece of shit.
by Bob "Fucking" Martin September 16, 2019
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fidelity bank

The greatest bank of all time. The most basic account is free, so why not start here?
I am proud that I go to Fidelity Bank with my financial businesses, unlike you Wells Fargo types.
by TheInfiniteRick May 4, 2018
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Banking Powder

Synonym for cocaine or coke.

Pun based on the excessive use of cocaine by bankers and the word baking powder.
‘Hi mate, shall we get a baggie for tonight?’
- ‘Sure, bruv. Really in the mood for sniffing some of that banking powder.’
‘Classic’
by Chemist92 January 20, 2022
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John Banks

An old man, who was probably fired from NASA, kayaks every morning in Santa Cruz with his beans.
I just got fired from NASA, or I should say I got John Banksed
by JohnPranksWillSpank November 22, 2021
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suffer bank

A metaphorical bank where you place your deposits of suffering to make withdrawals later. for instance, a cycling effort where the training is suffering and it goes to your sufferbank so you can make with a withdrawal on race day to make your competition pay.
This 2000 kilometer climb is going to the suffer bank!
by sufferbank November 15, 2016
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saving bank

when you go with out sex or masturbation for a whole week or 2 weeks in preparation for an optimal size load; usually this is done in hopes of impregnation or just a ridiculously messy facial.
I've been saving bank for this weekends bukkake scene.
by Mr. Bidnasty February 4, 2010
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Snow Banking

In New England back in the day... Snow Banking was the art of a bunch of buddies in a junk car riding around the roads during or right after a huge snow storm and bouncing off snow bank after snow bank...not really caring about anything because you can't hit anything!
Ok, guys, it's time to stop at the packy and pick up a case of Schlitz and go Snow Banking!
by Murph the snow bird January 11, 2015
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