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Pens Pencils Down

This here is the phrase Satan said when God and all his angels tried to stop him. this is the phrase that echoes through hell over the screams of all villains. This is the phrase that had the dinosaurs go extinct. This here, this very phrase, is the reason people cannot hear such high frequencies.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
Class: *chatting normally while the teacher does her thing*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...

No you, miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
by anonymous May 23, 2018
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Five Pens Challenge

The act of inserting five pens into your vagina. Usually done whilst watching an episode of Keeping Up Appearances but this is not a set rule.
"She did the Five Pens Challenge while she was home alone one day."
by Chumlee Johnson November 20, 2023
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Penning

To pen; A woman who keeps a dead man penis inside her vagina 24/7 until it descomposes
Ana is penning her brother; that's such a nice thing to do!
by The all knowing Fart February 7, 2025
mugGet the Penningmug.

Pen-y-Darren

Can you hear them?
The trains
They call to you
Listen to them
Join them
Become
Become one with the trains
Join The Ascension
Our one true god: Pen-y-Darren
by The Cosmic Conductor September 11, 2020
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men pen

I'm going to Jimmy's to watch the game in his men pen.
by sweetshakemilk May 11, 2025
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beef pen

A beef pen otherwise known as a pork sword, is physiological component of the male anatomy used for reproduction, urination, and wider world conquest.
"Get that beef pen out of my face I have a very busy day with many errands to run!"
by Aguythatknowsstuff August 6, 2019
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Penning

To pen; A woman takes a recently dead person's penis and inserts it in her vagina and keeps it there until it decomposes
Ana is penning her late husband, that's such a nice thing to do
by The all knowing Fart February 7, 2025
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