A male Karen...of sorts. An early Middle Aged suburbanite male typically recognised by their sub 5'8 barrel chested build, sporting a ridiculous moustache. Typically fastidious about their lawn and edges, the Craig is prone to wild outbursts if a dog shits within 500m of their property. Craigs love to ride the most expensive bicycles whilst wearing colour co-ordinated lycra and telling other Craigs about their latest goto single source coffee beans recovered from the shit of South American indigenous peoples. They are also very keen to share the glory of the try they scored in under 8's rugby.
by jacqueslacouth September 11, 2020

by Big guy lover May 9, 2021

yeh i thought it was a pretty good definition ive also been saying yes to all your definitions they are pretty good ngl
by Some_Person_Was_Taken May 9, 2020

A perfect example of a real man. He's someone that loves hard and doesn't give up on the ones he loves no matter how bad it gets. He's a true blessing to have on your side, but watch out if you're on his bad side because Craig's don't play. He's someone you can take home to your family. He's a sex God so every female wants him. He's someone that you'll regret ever losing. He's a different kind of breed, someone you can't help but to fall in love with.
Jon Craig is one kick ass guy.
Jon Craig is one hell of a lover
You see that Craig over there, I'm going to marry that man some day.
Jon Craig is one hell of a lover
You see that Craig over there, I'm going to marry that man some day.
by BearCherryPie January 15, 2024

A person who is funny and beaks everyone’s ankles and never misses a shot in basketball and steamrolls kids in rugby
by Chicken Mann August 16, 2020

bald irish man who's friends with mark goldbridge and and loves Liverpool Football Club. had a shout at Alisson once.
by SUPER SUPER FRANK August 25, 2021

by PoliticallyCorrect May 29, 2022
