by Fjfdjgsrijogrejiogreioj October 06, 2020
Hottest girl in the school that doesn't realize that u really like her. Goes out with your best friend. Has the FATTTTTEST ASS on campus. A great best friend. Super Loyal and an overall BAD ASS BITCH
by MAYISBAE November 21, 2016
Oliver Jardine is a very short blonde haired boy from the imaginary Country of Australia; he is very short and will likely gobble up your ankles if approached. AVOID AT ALL COSTS HE IS FATALLY SHORT!!!
I saw Oliver Jardine at the shops today; he was so short and attempted to gobble up my ankles; I was so 😱 😨.
by Hola amigo April 23, 2023
To completely disappear without prior warning and reappear as if nothing happened. If questioned, play the fool and deny any such action.
Friend 1 : Where did Frank go?
Friend 2 : no idea, he must've pulled an Oliver Baxendale.
Frank : Hey guys!
Friend 1 : Where were you? You just vanished.
Frank : No I didn't.
Friend 2 : no idea, he must've pulled an Oliver Baxendale.
Frank : Hey guys!
Friend 1 : Where were you? You just vanished.
Frank : No I didn't.
by gregor ross March 14, 2018
by I’m better than Ryan January 30, 2021
by Raved flame May 02, 2018
Example 1: wait whose at my door. Oh it Oliver Pervizpour, I just couldnt see him because he’s too short
by JackPoo25 June 04, 2020