monke

A colloquial term referring to all non-human primates.

Austin: reject humanity return to monke
Leroy: what does that mean??
Austin: it means i want to be an orangutan
Leroy: Um.... You know orangutans are great apes right? haha such an idiot
Austin: I'm aware of the classification between monkeys and great apes, it's a subject I'm obviously quite passionate about. You need to understand that people don't use scientific language in day-to-day circumstances and that the word monke is colloquially understood to refer to all non-human primates.

by Jeremy ''From Wyoming'' Sutton October 17, 2021

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Monk

The word MONK is a slang term used to describe a loser, weirdo or outcast. This word originated from a Small Canadian town (Azilda, Ontario) and is used by most individuals who are born in the golden generation or by most members from in the goonies clique (2001-2002).

-Yo you know that kid Nicho

_Yeah man

-Yeah kid raged out and punched a microwave

-whatta monk *smh*

by Moorson October 1, 2020

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Monke drip

Like monke drip drip but less poggers

Man 2- you m got that monke drip boi
Man 1- ayo do I not have the monke drip drip mother fucking bitch

by monke drip boi January 19, 2022

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monk day

A day of your life that goes so horrifically bad that it drives you to leave your home and emigrate to the Nepalese mountains and see out your days as a monk in peace.

Today has been so bad, I have already looked at flights to Nepal, if i get home and catch my wife cheating again this will be a monk day

by The banter August 10, 2016

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