Mommy's Razor

Never attribute to kinkiness that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Geoffery: "I told you she didn't have a mommy kink, that's why we use Mommy's Razor!"

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mommy men

men who are protective and will take 100% care of you

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When someone who is otherwise feminine and motherly gives the dick to someone else, usually lovingly but like a person trying to be a dom

Damn, you know that guy looks like he could totally mommy dick someone.

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Slang to mean choreography altered by mothers mostly used in dance competitions.

I don't want any mommy-orgraphy from these mothers.

mommy-orgraphy by Vernall December 19, 2022

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the tit of a mother that contains valueous milk

the mommy milkers where quite firm

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When a person sees a person they simp for so hard starts spasming out verbally in a fit of the words "Mommy sorry "

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30th March is the day where everyone celebrates Mommy Day, and I'm not talking about your mother figure.

Male: Yooo happy Mommy Day
Hot woman: thank you

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