moist sparkle

A term for a middle aged woman who is slightly damp in her vaginal region over vampires from any of the Twilight Saga. These women would often plaster their minivans and online social networking profiles with "Team Edward".

Oh, man! Look at Mrs. Sullivan! Is she a moist sparkle or what?

by itsTHATgirl February 1, 2013

moist-backed mexican

A smexxy hispanic person.

Gerardo is MY moist-backed mexican!

by Mavilous August 4, 2007

Coffee Moist

When one allows them self to marinate in coffee, and then to suck it out of every article of clothing... Including the underwear. And then using a bagel to "dip it in the coffee pot"

"Yea man she got coffee moist."
"Yea she was suckin' out this morning with a bagel."

by Blagnarth January 19, 2017

Moist Towelette

A fan of the podcast Moist Definitely. Someone who truly enjoys conversations between three curlies.

"Have you listened to the new episode of Moist Definitely yet? No? What kinda Moist Towelette are you?"

by donncharedbeard December 19, 2018

moist

Most the feeling of fitting in with a crowd;cool

Bro! That's so moist!
Yeah it's definitely not dry!

by MorlanGuy June 10, 2016

Tongue-Moist

that feeling you get when you have the urge to lick some pussy and you can't stop staring at it you're so damn horny.

The other day this chick had the biggest cameltoe I'd ever seen and I was so Tongue-Moist the janitor gave me a mop!

by the black smith December 18, 2021

praline moist

Praline moist is perfectly placed in any conversation and especially when nobody expects it

3 handsome guys talking: ....

Phillip as a high and pleasant person: so .... PRALINE MOIST !!!

by MoistP September 26, 2018