Marine Force Recon

The Marine Corps elite fighting unit. Used for stealth and pre-emptive strike operations. The most elite of the elite, almost impossible training and the best there is. Experts at any covert operation or any weapon, and can do anything asked of them or hold off any enemy. Badass mo-fo's

The Marine Force Recon snipers are the most well trained and best shots in the world.

The Marine Force Recon team blew up the ammo depot and got without firing a shot, unknown to anyone.

by DT44 May 07, 2005

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ream of the ancient mariner

This requires the use of a dead albatross and a dirty old sailor. While engaged in doggystyle intercourse, tie the dead albatross around her neck, and while she is struggling to remove the filthy animal, quickly switch places with a dirty old sailor, who will give her a good jabbin' and the surprise of her life. Can be combined with the Rodeo. Perfect for breakup scenarios.

I wanted to end it with Jill, so I contracted a dirty old sailor, caught an albatross at the pier, and ended our relationship with a ream of the ancient mariner.

by Aplusbar October 17, 2006

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The U.S. Marine Corps

In reality, if you think about it, the Marine Corps pretty much molds you into something that can survive the Apocalypse! You're pretty much a bum that can shoot weapons, eat anything, shit anywhere, and sleep anywhere. You can essentially run on crumbs, water, motrin, and nicotine and you can go weeks or months w/o a shower! Moreover, on the plus side, you lose ALL Morality so shooting and looting to survive is, eh, whatever.

US Marines are basically the human version of a raccoon.

TRASH PANDAS UP!

The U.S. Marine Corps can live anywhere and survive on anything and have been doing it so long that it is inherent in our DNA!

by Gunny G USMC 2002 November 17, 2020

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