National kill your short friend day

today kill any one of ur friends that’s under 5’3

A: look it’s B!
C: so?
A: *kills B*
C: why would u do that wtf
A: no it’s ok it’s National kill your short friend day

by shortpeopleproblems October 5, 2020

buzz kill

when someone or something completely ruins the fun of a moment. this can include anything, but the primary sources come from irritating girlfriends, cops, and running out of booze

The cops busted the party. It was a complete buzz kill.

"Zeke's girlfriend, Becky, was such a buzz kill."

It rained during the volleyball tournament. Kind of a buzz kill...

by somebodyhadtosayit February 18, 2010

kill yourself

what people say to me. to kill yourself means to take your own life. commit suicide. usually an expression of anger.

Sam: Go Kill yourself

Mike: Ok....

by Mike Rehmer January 19, 2008

kill two pigs with one bird

To accomplish two tasks with one action; an update of the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" via Angry Birds

Guy: Hon, I've got to go out to the post office.
Girl: While you're at it can you pick up the dry cleaning too ... kill two pigs with one bird?

by birdbomber January 26, 2011

kill some hookers

An alternative to 'play Grand Theft Auto.' Used for shock value or to stick it to Jack Thompson. Taken from a stereotypical action seen throughout the series.

"You wanna chill at my place after school and kill some hookers?"

"I was up late last night killing some hookers. That game is so addictive!"

by Mattalicious April 29, 2008

Type Kill

Type Killing is shooting players that are obviously standing still and obviously typing a chat message. Noobs are just so thrilled they can finally get a kill.

the noobs only kills were 2 type kills

by piece June 18, 2006

kill me already

Is long for KMA

"I have maths tomorrow, KMA"
Kill me already

by TheEnglishBloke357 February 5, 2017