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Katelynn

An extremely sexy girl! She has the fattest ass around town! She is really cute and funny, she will make you laugh even if she’s sad. Katelynn is the best person you will ever meet in your life. She is usually tall, asian, black hair, and with glasses. She can sometimes be seen as a rich kid, but you see her as so much more than that.
Katelynn looks like she can beat you up, but she is as harmless as a bee! She’ll only sting you if you fuck with her!

Katelynn is popular, not that smart, funny, BEAUTIFUL, sexy, has a fat ass, and plays volleyball!
If you date a Katelynn you will be the luckiest person in the world, she will treat you amazingly and sacrifice so much for you (EX. Her mental health)
If you meet a Katelynn keep her close to you no matter what!
“Yooo shiiii look at that fine mo fo right there, she got a fat ass too! I wonder if I can get that bitches numba.”

“Nahh no way dog, she’s Katelynn! Wayyyy out of your league.”
by BigAssWiggler March 24, 2022
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Katelynn

A cho
Hey, did you see that cho Katelynn over there?!?!
by cholyn April 12, 2022
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Katelynn

Katelynn is the only girl I will love. Which is a shame. She doesn't love me back. Good for her.

She's a smart girl, that's why it hurt the most when she says you're stupid and doesn't love you.

She told you not to come back, you saw. You listen. You've done enough damage. Nothing you say or do will make her love you again.

She really hurt you. She blamed you for a lot. Which is good because you were never good enough for her. She is being truthful, though you hate to hear it.

But maybe she was wrong. Just once. You doubt yourself so much, because she's never wrong. It is impossible. Despite that, you finally say it.

No saving that.

You gave up that life. You gave up the chance to have your daughter and happy life. You wish you could go back in time and fix it. You wish you could laugh with her again, talk about school, some day marry her. She never deserved your BS.

You want to tell her happy birthday soon and talk to her again, but that would just make her hate you. So instead you write a definition of Katelynn.

She's a complex person. She doesn't even like you. She thinks you're cringey, sensitive, manipulative, and childish. If you argue it just makes her more right. So you accept it. You hate yourself. You are pathetic for being so sad after who knows how long. She moved on. She moved on and you can't. She pities you.

Kate. Despite my feelings. I know you're right. I'm glad you have someone to take care of you, deep down, underneath this pain. You'll be alright.
Ken: I am still sad about Katelynn. I am absolutely pathetic.

Sarah: I pity you. You are a disgusting person. You lost a best friend and you still want to date her again? Leave her be. She isn't into you. She's scared of you, you make her uncomfortable. You make us all cringe. She pities you too. Seriously. Who could ever take you seriously? She is grossed out, she loves someone else.

Ken: I am a bad human being. I wish I could have been better to Katelynn when I had the chance.
by Also_luckyvxnc September 18, 2022
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katelynandmax

katelyn and max are two lovebirds thwy love eachother very very very much
hey bro i love you so much even more than Katelynandmax's love together
by wafflehater101 December 21, 2022
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katelyns daddy

neymar jr is katelyns daddy, her real daddy is gone.
yo im neymar jr and im katelyns daddy
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Katelynn Tong

This is the best person ever. You can't be better than her. She's pretty and amazing and sometimes mean. She has an addiction to spicy food but it's okay. She also really really likes white boys. Especially ones who name start with M at the moment. She has many friends and is really popular. She is also incredibly smart and is super duper amazing. She has big dreams and will accomplish them one day. She is really funny and laughs at really and times. She also might be crazy. She screams a lot and gets scared really easily. Oh, and she's really good at soccer.
Wow! That's so Katelynn Tong of you!
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I LOVE KATELYNN TONG
by katelynnisthebest March 23, 2024
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Katelynn and Vienna

Katelynn and vienna will forever be bestfriends. Katelynn is better in many ways! But, Vienna is good at some things. Like having an autistic brother ❤️
Katelynn and Vienna are the bestest of friends!
by katelynnisthebest March 23, 2024
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