Juan Creepy

causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease by a highly unstable person.
"You get creepy, then you get Juan creepy!"
by Th3Herbalist June 17, 2021
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juan vela

a person who is super nice only to annoy you and play a con perhaps.

Typically a Spaniard or someone who comes from Spain.
Juan Vela's or Juan Vela'd is the act of being conned and annoyed by someone of hispanic origin.
The Spaniards are well known for being bullshit artists but they are also annoying at it.
The people of South America had been Juan Vela'd out of their Gold under the pretense that it was going to a God.

A business partner is a Juan Vela and conned all of his friends into giving him money, and then was annoying about it.
by StartUper June 14, 2018
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Ploppy Juan

A sloppy joe using chorizo instead of ground beef.
I'm running late at work, let's just make some ploppy juans
by SuomiMike32 February 04, 2025
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juan reyes

Juan reyes is a beautiful lovely young gentlemen. He's nice and kind hearted. Juan reyes is dating Nevaeh.
by thebestblack1111 April 21, 2023
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Juan Reyes

my best friend. The girl getter. You are most likely to fall for him and if not you then most likely more than half of your friends. He’s like

one of those tootsie roll suckers ; hard on the outside but soft on the inside. He’s so sweet when he chooses to be and he’s a child at heart. I hope the girl who gets him is willing to be as patience and passionate as he is. His heart will wait on you, he won’t. He’s taking care of himself, respect that.
Juan Reyes is so cool !😨
by alohabk October 26, 2022
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DOM Juan

DOM means "Dirty Old Man". DOM Juan is a dirty old man who is trying to romance a girl young enough to be his daughter or granddaughter.
Jessica: "Mel is constantly slobbering over all the pretty young girls."

Tricia: "Well, isn't he such the DOM Juan!"
by vivicafox June 07, 2009
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juan de

weird and likes girls like mary... not attractive at all
Wow his name is Juan de, he must like a mary
by coolgirlswaggie August 26, 2017
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