Darcie and Jesse

They are made for each other, Darcie and Jesse are the God of couple goals.

Perfect and pretty, Jesse loves his Darcie so much he won't ever be satisfied with another.

We Aspire to be Darcie and Jesse level couple goals.

by Chickaclika August 25, 2019

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The Messy Jesse

When your fucking a chick in the ass and it packs too much air into her anatomical colo-capacity causing an atmospheric vacuum outside the stink rocket. Subsequently upon pulling out, the back pressure evacuates her larges intestine's contents and ends up atomized over half your bedroom.

"Dooooood, you landed the hott ass chick you were talking to at the party last night?"
"yeah man!"
"Fuck yeah bro, she was hot as fuck!"
"Hell yeah but i dont have the cash for all the fuckin' dry cleaning."
"Wait.. Why, was she on her on her period?"
"Nahhh, it was a being defined as the messy Jesse dude.. i gotta replace my carpet."

by bottomoftheshaftlova October 10, 2019

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Endless Jess

A genius writer and comedian. Known for his use of the YouTube medium to tell a compelling narrative and making some of the greatest analysis videos on the web.

Friend: Dude have you checked out that Endless Jess guy I told you about?
Me: Yeah, his videos are so fucking sick. Colt Corona is the coolest!

by Woutt64 March 26, 2018

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MTV Jesse

The best Nelk boy. Always doin dope shit and funny pranks.

Look at MTV Jesse, he’s chugging a couple Ronas and slamming an 8 over there. Fucking legend

by FaffyEnderman April 16, 2020

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Endless Jess

The definitive man. He is a genius, hilarious, eternal, he likes My Little Pony and wrestling. He is an inspiration for all of us. I sure hope the he reads this some day.

-Endless Jess is my dad!
-You wish...

by SexWithTheYoung November 15, 2017

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