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Jared

Used as an expression similar to saying "f you" or "f off".
Works best when you stick your hand up in the other person's face while calling them Jared.
A name used to deflect an individual that is: obnoxious, rude, selfish, ill-mannered, arrogant, stuck-up, full of themselves, bully, uneducated, taddle-tale, cocky, coward, immature.
Similar to a Karen

Someone who acts tough but cries like a bitch when it comes down to fighting or dealing with a situation.
Someone who talks a lot of shit.
Sticking hand in someone's face and saying

" K Jared!"
"Calm down Jared!"
"Shut the fuck up Jared!"
"Man, Ben's being a real Jared these days "
"You've been such a Jared since you started dating that chick man."
by Elysiium 92 April 21, 2021
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Jared

One who continually wife’s up 3s
Damn what does a jared and steph curry have in commone? They consistently nail 3s
by Ray furgason May 20, 2019
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Hurricane Jared

After sex the condom is removed, Turned inside out and spun around above the head, yelling Hurricane Jared.
Mikey did a hurricane jared the last time he hooked up with Patty.
by anonymous December 30, 2023
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Jared

by nngls November 23, 2021
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Jared

Having the name Jared is basically having reached the end you are the best you have achieved everything if your name is Jared by the time you have completed life you will have made boris Johnson shut the fuck up you would have made infinate funny season of modern family you have in vented the infinate money machine you have defeated all these 9 year old internet clown who have supported jake Paul and Bryce hall and most importantly you have taken everyones girl on earth
Oh another Jared just stole my ting well he’s Jared he is a sexy beast it is natural
by Best defffonitions July 31, 2021
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Jared

Ah Jared, what name, the ugliest of them all. The name of a guy who is self centered, ignorant, pitiful, lonely, kind of fucking stupid, apathetic, disloyal, bad boyfriend, most hypocritical guy you will ever meet!
Ugh Jared, no I don’t want you to finger me in the Jasons deli parking lot!
by pineappleexpress333 October 23, 2022
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Jared

the bitch who stole wilbur's gf /hj
person 1: yeah, ive met jared
person 2: of course youve met jared
by dreamshart March 5, 2022
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