When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
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Get the jiggity-jiggity jacking it mug.I. D. Jacking – A term similar to car jacking or hi jacking meaning identification theft or purloinment of personal information from Internet activity. Monitoring web site visits, Facebook friends, Twitter hits and various other on line social networking and commercial activity for the purpose of profiling the participant for mercantile, political, or criminal exploitation is I.D. Jacking.
Example: Of all the I.D. Jackers on the Internet, Google’s’ Android system is the most flagrant. Why is it when I Google search for tractor parts, the next five days of Internet surfing are loaded with advertisements for John Deere tractors at Home Depot?
Example: When I couldn’t deactivate the “I Cloud” account on my Apple IPad, it was obvious they were I.D. Jacking
my private email accounts and on line activity for mercantile purposes.
Example: The Federal Communications Commission threatened to file an Anti Trust action against Facebook unless they would continue I.D. Jacking Mohammed Abdula and forwarding the information to their operatives.
Example: When I couldn’t deactivate the “I Cloud” account on my Apple IPad, it was obvious they were I.D. Jacking
my private email accounts and on line activity for mercantile purposes.
Example: The Federal Communications Commission threatened to file an Anti Trust action against Facebook unless they would continue I.D. Jacking Mohammed Abdula and forwarding the information to their operatives.
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