Chicago Lobster Boil

When a woman inserts a live lobster's tail into her vagina, and then begins running a lighter along the protruding limbs/face. The pain inflicted on the lobster results in panicked convulsions and the woman experiences multiple, intense orgasms.
"Bitch, why you got a lobster in yo pussy!?"

"It's called a Chicago Lobster Boil, it feels amazing!"
by LobsterFan69420 May 09, 2021
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Full Blown Lobsters

A bad case of crabs or a funny way to say someone has or could possibly have crabs.
'Dude, he doesn't have crabs, he has full blown lobsters!'
by FranceInThePants October 02, 2011
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Red Lobster Effect

A commercial in with the food looks delicious, until you realize the restaurant the commercial is for always serves substandard food.
"That sure looks good!"

"Yeah why don't we go there?"

"Aww, it's at Denny's."

"Darn! Sucked in by the Red Lobster Effect again.
by TZer0 June 23, 2013
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5 Dollar Lobster

1. A'n extremely poor person of economic society. They often can not pay loans or keep secrets if they suspect it may land them cash if they tell others. They are desperate saps, often pretending they are rich to get the attention of celebrities. They also rely on very low end things that cost 5 dollars or below.
2. One of the many specialties of Las Vegas resort bistros. To keep up the supply and interest (and budget) tourists, they must lower the standards of food. AKA: The 20.00$ lobster was lowered to 5:00$ one
1: "Tod, did you see that poor sap trying to take that hot bitch to Tojo's? I bet he can't even afford the place!"
Tod, "Poor guy, I really hate those Five dollar lobsters!"
2: Jim: "Shit, I just got e-coli from that meal"!
Tod: "Damn, the notorious 5 dollar lobster strikes again"!
by Economic Evenguilist December 18, 2008
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ghetto lobster

A ghetto lobster is a person who acts and dresses ghetto, but they are no where close to being ghetto. They are not: poor, drug addicts, high school dropouts, or of African American desecent. They are the polar opposites, except for the fact that they like to get down in their gangster/ghetto outfits to rap and hiphop music. They most likely live in the rich suburbs of Bergen County, New Jersey.
She's so ghetto lobster - she acts all ghetto, but she's from one of the richest towns in our state!
by NotAGhettoLobster March 22, 2007
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Newfoundland lobster trap

Originating from an episode of How I Met Your Mother where they discussed multiple Canadian sex acts, the Newfoundland lobster trap involves a girl having sex on top of a guy, and right when he is about to climax, he twists her nipples and yells "Here comes the drawn butter!"
Last night, I ran out of sex acts to perform so I had to give her a Newfoundland lobster trap!
by Ted Mosby is a jerk March 27, 2009
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