simo-ed

To try some off the wall tactics and end up failing to achieve your goal
You really simo-ed your attack in clan wars!
by no drama June 03, 2015
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Well Ed

Colloquial euphemism for displaying such vivid emotions of euphoria, that one could reasonably assume the subject is frequently partaking in recreational hard drug use.
"Did you see Jerome fondling those teacup pigs, whilst simultaneously laughing hysterically? That guy was well ed
by Thecityfarmer November 16, 2019
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Nightengale-ed

The act of being jinxed or blessed by national baseball reporter Bob Nightengale and his "sources." Anything Bob reports is wrong, therefore the opposite will most likely take place.
Did you hear the Mets got Nightengale-ed on the Trevor Bauer trade?

The second we heard Bob report Marcell Ozuna wouldn't be back in Atlanta, we knew that the Braves had gotten Nightengale-ed.
by MrMet February 12, 2021
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A-wilkerson-ed

To be the type of guy who even though is a racist, loves sucking small black dick. Also drives a mustang. Physically abuses women, as well as children sexual.
He was completely A-wilkerson-ed. We caught him orally pleasing petite underaged black men.
by Betterluckruss1 December 12, 2020
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Slump(ed)

The act of falling asleep or getting knocked out after a fight etc.
Ky: Yo jit was completely slump(ed) yesterday
Me: That’s what he get for staying up all night
by Wavvy-bloodsuckka January 09, 2019
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Yeat(ed)

Yeat or action for word yeat=yeated-The name of a dolly used to carry heavy or bulky items very easily. A man name Tom Yeats started a dolly company out of his garage in Long Beach, California back in 1936. He hired a young boy named Bill Anderson, who, at the age of 14 worked twice as hard as any other employee. Tom took Bill under his wing, impressed by his responsibility and work ethic. When World War 2 broke out, Bill did his part by serving with the Merchant Marines. After the war, Bill returned to Yeats and eventually became a part owner (decades later sole owner). Despite false claims that this word was created in the navy it actually originated from the appliance dolly. Company as a quick way to move objects from a to b. It gained much notoriety in ww2 and American linguistics can debate the turns it may have taken but this is the original gangster willing to do the lords bidding. The company moved to a final and current location, Fullerton, in the early 1950's where the company began its growth. Soon, dealer networks were set up and our dollies were being shipped all over the country via freight train. Though business and reputation began to grow, the purpose remained the same. Build the best darn appliance dolly in the business, with the best materials, right here in the United States! Today, they stick to that tradition and continue to make "hand" dollies by hand.
Yeat(ed)- Jasen needed to get his dead hooker off the floor fast before his wife comes home with the kids. He grabbed his yeat dolly and quickly "yeated" the dead hooked back into the ally from which she came.
by Brings the meat October 29, 2021
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Ed kash

Man with the biggest shlong but sometimes can be sus.
oi stop being a ed kash u gay pull up ur pants
by iloveedkash February 21, 2021
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