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country music

Music that when it's played backwards (the only way anyone can stand listening to it), you get your dog, wife and job back.
Damn. I hate country music.
by Anon135813 October 12, 2020
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country locked

A method of locking a gate, shed, area with a pad lock or chain that when viewed from a common distance appears to be locked however isn't.
John "Country Locked" his gate every night with the padlock. But didn't lock it all the way to ensure his wife could get in after work.
by Falcon8507 May 19, 2021
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Internet Country

A Country That Is Only Available On The Internet. Also A Country Based Off The Internet
Hey Guys Have You Seen That Internet Country That's Been Started On Discord?
by The_Pussy_Slayer July 2, 2021
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country business

Any kind of sexual fluid of a country man used to replace condiments.
Good ol' country business and biscuits.
by Country Business August 1, 2018
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Country gehetto!

A person whom acts and dresses as a thug ,or gangster. yet has never lived in the city.
Drives a old farm truck or vehicle that the stereo is much more valuable than the vehicle it's self.
That fool is country gehetto!
by toeachhisbonebe June 12, 2014
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Country Sucker

A student who went to college, and subsequently became brainwashed into being a Liberal, who then went to a different country to "find themselves" .

The country is usually a Socialist or Communist one, like Russia and China. They become so blinded by how cool they think they are for having been over there, and think they are better-more cultured-than anyone else. They refuse to acknowledge anything bad about that country, and only try to point out America's flaws.

They think America is evil and thinks America should be more like Russia, China, etc.

America, despite having flaws, is the greatest country in the world. Without America, most things we have today we wouldn't, but they refuse to accept this.
Person 1: America is horrible, it needs to be more like China.
Person 2: You do realize they find infant girls in garbage dumps all the time there, right? Because girls don't bring "honor"?
Person 1: *ignores it* America is racist!
Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a Country Sucker.
by American Pharoah April 20, 2016
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Country Blumpkin

To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse
I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.
by BFUCKINWAIT and Jesus November 27, 2009
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