Hollister 

It's like Abercrombie, except less eviler and cheaper. When you walk in, it's like a dark cave. Giant Enemy Crab also shop here.

Girl: Ooooooh, this skirt is nice. Hollister has much better deals

Guy: I like this polo and fli....AAAAAHHH

Giant Enemy Crab: Wait, I'm not here to start a battle.

Girl: ATTACK IT'S WEAKPOINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!!1

Guy: A talking crab

Giant Enemy Crab: RIIIIIIDGE RACER!!!!

Hollister by 599 US Dollars October 5, 2006

Hollister Co. 

A bitch company and can be named a "poser company" because they sell their California, Surf, and other shirts to kids that may not have even been to California or cannot surf. Overpriced, slutty, and a waste of money. It disgraces California and the surfing community. So, Fuck all you people who wear this company's products. You are all posers, fuckers.

1.Man, I'm broke. I just went to Hollister and spent $4000 on a shirt and jeans that are pre-ripped.
2.Hey, you surf? No? Then why the fuck are you wearing a shirt that says "Winning Surf Team '87"?
3.You never been to California you fucking redneck slut.

Hollister Co. by Enzo Ferelli April 9, 2005

hollister 

a dark store that you can smell 50ft. away. kind of expensive...some teens who get brainwahed and peer-pressured by peers in school go beg their parents to go there even though the parents have bills to pay, they end up spending 80 dollars and think they done something so great. then they get laughed at because they only have like 2 or 3 shirts.

DUMB GIRL: hey guys
POPULAR KIDS: (dryly) oh hey.
ONE OF THE POPULAR GIRLS: what the hell are you wearing? is that hollister? wow all year you've been wearing WETSEAL AND WAL-MART.
DUMB GIRL: (go home) MOM, i knew i should just went to walmart, i could of had 8 shirts!

hollister by FASHNPRINCESS15 October 14, 2009

hollister 

A cute, trendy store that is OWNED BY Abercrombie and Fitch. It is not an "offshot" of said store, but is owned by it. Those who claim that Hollister is a wannabe A&F store need to check their sources, and need to learn to research before sounding like idiots and dissing something they know nothing about.
Also, Hollister as well as Abercrombie clothes are both comfortable and of extremely high quality, therefore bringing the higher prices (in Abercrombie, that is, Hollister is less expensive). It is business code to highten the prices when the quality goes up, which is why a shirt from WalMart becomes destroyed two weeks after buying due to its lack of good quality. Good quality = higher prices. Its not rocket science.

Person A: "Hey, I like your shirt, whered you get it?"
Person B: "Oh, thanks, I got it from ____ (Abercrombie and Fitch/Hollister)"
Person A: "Oh, their stuff is such crap. Stupid, too small clothes, and way too high priced."
Person B: "Really? Thats odd, seeing as I've had this shirt for about three years, and its just as nice as when I bought it. They have very high quality clothes, hence the higher price range."

hollister by Mauraaa February 6, 2007

Hollister 

Overly priced trashy clothing.

Chellie: "Ew what the hell is that?! A loincloth?!"
Kalon: "No, it's a skirt."
Chellie: "THAT piece of fabric is a skirt?! Who the hell sells those?"
Kalon: "...Hollister"

Hollister by chellienumeroneyo August 3, 2007

Holliborass 

A conbination of the sports agent-god Scott Borass and the gold glove outfielder Matt Holliday.

My goodness, the negotiations with Holliborass and the St. Louis Cardinals are goin well.

Holliborass by lalawoods December 16, 2009

Hollinshead

A gay pervert that looks over bathroom walls ,and loves to fuck guys but if he ever saw a girl he would die,and he loves to stay in privet bathrooms,and loves to chase little boys and fuck them in the ass,he has 9 dildos,and he can fit 10 daldos in his ass ,and he loves to stick his fist in his ass 8==>

Hollinshead is coming to fuck you in the ass

Hollinshead by Hollinshead June 5, 2019