Here to Fuck Spiders

Here to Fuck Spiders

Edited Australian slang. The term "Not here to Fuck Spiders" is derived from and is another way of saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.

So, by default, "here to Fuck Spiders" is simply to mess around, goof off, waste time, and have a blast. Or as a means of using the internet to procrastinate, pursuing frivolous websites rather than accomplishing work. Could also indicate an unnatural attraction to arachnids.

Can be used around women and children as “here to fornicate with arachnids’"

1. "Hey man, you wanna get drunk tonight?"
"Sure bro! I'm here to fuck spiders!"

or

2. "Did you finish your essay?"
"No, I started disking around. I'm not motivated right now. Just here to fuck spiders."

by soupersalad May 13, 2016

dowling here

a phrase usually uttered by an extremely confused and frustrated individual... normally followed with a "huh?"

<ring ring>
"Hello?"
"...Dowling here!"

by cameltoejohnson October 30, 2007

now here's the thing

A phrase often used when trying to explain why something is, isn't, needs to be, or just in general. This phrase often talks about an invisible or nonexistent object or "thing." Will often cause anger or laughter.

Guy 2: Hey why do these things run away when I get close.

Guy 1: Now here's the thing David-

Guy 2: I swear to God if you say "Now here's the thing" one more time I will strangle you.

Guy 3, 4, 5, and 6: Enormous uproar of laughter.

by Wolfman5461 November 29, 2016

Here We Are, I Guess

An upcoming video game by little-known video game designer NESS. It's inspired by EarthBound and UNDERTALE.

Hey, have you heard of "Here We Are, I Guess"? I bet it's gonna be the funnest game ever!

by The Evil King Bowser May 5, 2019

Out here like fish grease

You're wildin' and you shouldn't be. Could also mean that you're doing everything right.

Bro, what are you doing? You're out here like fish grease!"

by hrsesnthbck May 8, 2019

foutta here

New York Slang for "F*ck out of here"

Person Vin does not life: "Aye what's up vin?"
Vin: foutta here

by geniusbigpp October 5, 2021

Yet here you are

1.A way of calling someone a hypocrite especially after receiving criticism.

2. Complimenting someone who has overcome adversity in their life

1. Guest: I don't know why you keep inviting me to these parties. The drinks are warm the food is bland and the people are all the same

Host: Yet here you are

2. Wow, when you asked me to invest in your restaurant, I never thought you would be so successful. Yet here you are

by Cheatmaster786 February 1, 2022