handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.

Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.

by Hswan33 May 6, 2018

has a handle on the situation

Has A Situation to a problem.

Bob has a handle on the situation.

by Kelly Plays ROBLOX February 10, 2017

power handles

Most people know power handles to be the railings on the wall next to the toilet in the large bathroom stalls, but power handles are only to be used in the most dire circumstances. Whether it be to increase leverage or optimize power, power handles come in handy for the most explosive and monstrous of shits.

I'm glad they installed power handles in the bathroom stalls, my last two poops almost sent me through the ceiling!

by Yosemite Sam 2 September 8, 2016

handles

A strange phrase from the North of England used to describe something as rubbish. Not very good.

Have you seen her new hair cut? It's handles.

by BanginDave December 17, 2020

saddle handle

Man bun

"Why do you have a saddle handle?"
"So my girl has something to hold on to while she pegs me."

by Big12pro November 6, 2021

to handle

One of many verbs that is a handy euphemism for "to murder"-- used only by those used to ordering killings.

"Joey's been getting high, flashing money and mouthing off about the Brink's Job! Tell his brother to handle him, or someone will handle both of them."

by MTyeW23 July 15, 2021

Man-Handle

Variation of Man-Bun; description for an unfortunate male hairstyle which requires long hair to be tied in a knot on top of head, mostly worn by Millenials, Artists, and Assholes.

I met a guy at the grocery store, we clicked, and he came back to my studio apartment. The throat-fucking was super easy thanks to his Man-Handle!

by juicefang August 4, 2021